The Nixon Koans

Why does everybody like you, Dick asked Jack. Don't you like me, Jack replied. Not really, Dick answered. Jack smiled, that's why.

Dick asked Jack what his secret to charisma was. Do you shave, Jack asked. Of course, Dick replied. So Jack slapped him in the face.

Why are you always smiling, Dick asked. Jack smiled.

You make it look easy, Dick frowned. That's because it is, Jack smiled. But I've so much on my plate, Dick scowled. Jack grinned, then eat!


~Son Rivers 2009