the sutra of 'bull durham'

don't think; it can only hurt the ball club. ~crash davis

i don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. ~crash davis

the cliches of crash 1: we gotta play them one day at a time.

the cliches of crash 2: i'm just happy to be here; hope i can help the ball club.

the cliches of crash 3: i just want to give it my best shot and the good lord willing things will work out.

if you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid or because you're not getting laid... then you are. ~crash davis

of course you can't breathe through your eyelids; who told you such a ridiculous thing? ~annie savoy

the world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness. ~annie savoy

sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. ~nuke laloosh

i don't want to think about quantum physics and i don't want to think about nothing, i just want to be. ~crash davis

hey wake up, you're awake, you're ok, you were dreaming, you're ok,... i know, i have that dream all the time too, we're almost home. ~crash